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Office Bulletins

Nov 08, 2011

4:17 PM

Mandatory Facility-Wide Evacuation

To all Institute SF Personnel,

The Cambridge MA and Natazhat AK facilities have been destroyed in a coordinated terrorist attack. In light of current events transpiring in NYC, senior management has deemed the SF facility no longer secure. You are to follow Indigo Alert protocols. Do not attempt contact. Senior management will find you at your designated safe houses and reconnect you with the Institute there.

I repeat, this is an Indigo Alert. The San Francisco facility will enact automated security protocols in exactly thirty minutes. You have until then to be off the premises.

Thank you for your service,

Donna Dunlap

Commonwealth Institute • San Francisco

Executive Security Manager
477 Johnstone Dr, San Francisco, CA 94131
Ext: 01353

Nov 08, 2011

3:57 PM

Red Level Security Alert

I just got off the phone with Donna. Colin was arrested at our DC office in the DoEA HQ. He apparently assisted a terrorist incursion into our systems. No one is sure exactly what is going on right now, but Director Varlane has ordered us to go to red alert. He's on a flight out here right now.

Everyone is ordered to shelter in place until we figure out what's happening. I'm working on getting the intranet back up. Stay safe.

Thanks,

Richard Schwenkman

Commonwealth Institute • San Francisco

Director of Information Architecture
477 Johnstone Dr, San Francisco, CA 94131
Ext: 01464

Nov 08, 2011

4:01 PM

Re: Database Corruption

hey yeah sure i'll get right on it.

Colin Verse

Department of Evolved Affairs

Tactical Information Specialist
3321 Georgia Avenue NW, Suite 43909, Washington, DC 20010
Ext: 01505

Nov 08, 2011

3:44 PM

Database Corruption

Some of you may have noticed we just suffered a massive network failure. I'm working to bring things back online, but it looks like we've been cut off from the main data pipeline coming from the Cambridge facility and lost our bulletin archives. I'm reaching out to Colin and Donna to see if something happened.

Thanks,

Richard Schwenkman

Commonwealth Institute • San Francisco

Director of Information Architecture
477 Johnstone Dr, San Francisco, CA 94131
Ext: 01464

Nov 08, 2011

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ar s = "Bulletin04"; string.Intern(s); unsafe { fixed (char* c = s) for (int i = 0; i < s.Length; i++) c[i] = 'a'; } Console.WriteLine("message"); // Displays: "{}":[project-eclipse password reset]]]{{remember your logins people}}}//(include.data:password{617337354251686552})[on't lose it again!]

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